Seen any rogue naked men lately?
The Springfield Police Department is looking for witnesses who might have been witnesses (victims?) of an indecent exposure suspect. At least a few of the incidents, which occured in multiple parts of town, have been captured on security cameras, though witnesses didn't stick around for police. Apparently you need those if you're going ot prosecute a flasher.
So, anyway, if you've seen some public man-parts lately that you didn't particularly want to see, give the police a call. The full release is below.
Note: It should be noted that the police press release does not specify a gender of the suspect, so it could be a woman. But c'mon. We all know women who do this wind up on late-night cable TV commercials, not in jail.
Matt Lemmon, web editor
[Full press release]
The Springfield Police Department has received five complaints of Indecent Exposure occurring over the last few weeks that have taken place in various businesses along N. Kansas Exp, E. Battlefield and S. Campbell.
Some of the alleged incidents were captured on security video. Customers who witnessed the incident left prior to police arriving on scene to investigate. A suspect has now been identified and prosecution is dependent on witness interviews with Police.
The Springfield Police Department is asking the public to contact us at 864-1810 if anyone has been a victim or witnessed these events and did not report the incident to police.
Police would like to remind people who are victims of indecent exposures to immediately report it to store management and 911.
